[DETAILED INSTRUCTIONS] [PLEASE READ, 7 STEPS] [PRESS {SPACE} TO SWAP BETWEEN THEORETICAL GAINS AND PLANNED OFFENSIVES] 1. Our main supply line stretching from Madrid is sustained along the Talas River. Troops put supplies in crates, marking the contents and shipping them downstream for distribution. 2. Our main supply line strategically avoids all Portuguese occupied territory, elongating supply lines but reducing the risk of Portuguese guerrilla warfare wreaking havoc on our supply lines. 3. Our northern front remains heavily guarded, with troops making no major offensives south. 4. Our veteran troops launch a major offensive to spear Portugal in half, creating chaos among the now split forces as communications break down. We maintain strict chain of command and order throughout the army, steadily continuing our advance. 5. Our new but now experienced recruits advance south, pressing the Portuguese army against the coast. They will instinctively retreat north. 6. The troops retreating north will be ambushed by recruits splitting off from our central offensive in Operation Sickle Strike joined by new recruits from all the way inside Spanish territory. This large force will catch the retreating Portuguese off guard, absolutely destroying their southern defense force and opening the way to Lisbon. 7. Knowing that the Pesky NATO will attempt to intervene, we quickly install sea mines and sea stakes equipped with our masterclass magnetic sensors, as militia work to produce bombs and war bonds are rapidly bought. This will at the least buy us some time, as NATO forces will be forced to perform minesweeping operations, and at best destroy a ton of NATO ships if they are careless enough.
ahahahahah see what I did there see what I did there you know Hammer and hammer and sickl [Suspect found dead with 18438 stab wounds] THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS LOST TO THE WASHINGTON COMMANDERS AND I AM DISRAUGHT AS A RESIDENT OF SEATTLE. WE HAD THREE TURNOVERS. THAT IS NOT THE STATISTICS OF A SUPERBOWL WINNING TEAM AND I AM CRASHING OUT. I AM SAD :[ (we might need Drew Lock back)