PARODY OF THE CAMPFIRE SONG FROM THE PJO MUSICAL CHORUS: Oh, things couldn't be worse when your parents run the universe Oh, things couldn't be worse When your folks run the universe Hazel: My dad is Pluto, Roman God of the Dead, I've got a cursed past stuck in my head! I summon diamonds when I'm scared or stressed, I d--d in the 1940's, could you have guessed?
