this is your mother remix

Instructions

JAN. 5, 2100 - ORPHAN For the next 5 days James spent most of his time flying around the city and buildings with his stretchy arms. But suddenly, something got in his way and made James fall to the ground and earn a concussion. “Kid, are you awake? I apologize for knocking you out but dude, I literally just bumped into you and you fell from the sky.” “Oh my god! It’s All Might! The #1 Hero in Japan!” James yelled out. “Yes, yes, I know. But, you really need some training with that power. It really feels like you don’t fit with that power. Think of it as having so much money but you don’t know how to spend it. So, could I train you little dude?” All Might questioned. “Yes! Yes! Anything for my lord All Might!” “I’m not a lor-” “Please, give me an autograph!” “Sure, but then YOU BETTER CALM DOWN BECAUSE IT’S ANNOYING!” “Yes sir!” gives autograph “There you go, but now we must complete our first step of our hero training. First, stretch your arm out to that pole.” “Easy!” completes task “Our second step is to walk with your legs stretched out as far as you can get it.” All Might commanded. “This is a bit hard I would say.” James said. “Here’s a tip, try to stand up straight and balance yourself.” All Might said. “Thanks!” completes the second task “Let’s call it a day. You have some talent. There will be more training tomorrow. Don’t think this training is easy like today. It will get WAY harder. And that’s about it! Bye.” All Might flies away JAN. 6, 2100 - TRAINING DAY 2 “What is taking him so long? He said to meet up here. You know what’s weird he scheuldeld the training and I literally came before he did.” “Sorry I was late, I had to take the long way here because I crossed a black cat.” “But sir, you know that dumb curse isn’t rea-” “Close your mouth and get ready for our training! Okay so, first try to stretch your arms for as long as possible. If you do this, you can increase your limitations of how long you can stretch out.” All Might commanded. “Okay.” proceeds the task after he passes his limits “Uh, I don’t feel so wel-” faints “Oh well, he needs to work on that.” wakes up after an eternity (it was only 5 minutes but that is still an eternity) “Kid! IF YOU DIDN’T FEEL WELL THEN YOU SHOULD’VE STOPPED! NOW YOU MISSED THE WHOLE DAY OF PRACTICE! You are now dismissed. Tomorrow you are off of practice for some time to recover. ” All Might said angrily. “I apologize All Might.” James said. “You look horrible, go home and get some rest.” All Might said. “The thing is, I don’t have a home; nor parents.” James replied. “Why didn’t you tell me, come live in my secret underground base? I have 24/7 protection from the government, well because i’m the superhero in Japan.” All Might explained. “Thank you for the offer so I will accept it.” James said.