Push the start button to begin. There are over 20,000 possible resolutions it can generate. It does this by selecting parts of sentences from 4 different lists and combining them. Don't use this seriously; this is meant to generate nonsensical resolutions. However, it may generate good ones every now and then.
4/8/2026 Updated the lists, to bring the possible resolutions from 3000+ to 20,000+. You are virtually guarranteed to never see a repeat,
