At this point, I think everyone knows that English spelling is less than perfect. We've all done our fair share of complaining, but nobody seems to be offering any actual solutions. So today, I'm going to be offering a solution. DISCLAIMER: I don't actually expect anyone to use this "fixed" alphabet. This is more of a fun mental excercise than anything else. For anyone who wants to use this alphabet, here are all of the letters it uses: Aa Ææ Bb Cc Dd Ðð Ee Éé Èè Ff Gg Hh Ii Jj Kk Ll Mm Nn Ŋŋ Oo Öö Pp Rr Ss Tt Uu Vv Ww Xx Yy Zz Ʒʒ Þþ