[TRANSCRIPT] THE FOLLOWING IS AN EMERGENCY BROADCAST BY THE UNITED NATIONS. PLEASE LISTEN CAREFULLY TO THIS INFORMATION AS YOUR LIFE MAY DEPEND ON IT. OBEY THE FOLLOWING INSTRUCTIONS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE: DESTROY ANY AND ALL DEVICES CAPABLE OF RECIEVING BROADCAST SIGNALS INCLUDING THIS ONE (ONCE THIS MESSAGE HAS CONCLUDED). GATHER AS MANY SUPPLIES AS POSSIBLE IF IT IS SAFE TO DO SO. FIND SHELTER, PREFERABLY IN A REINFORCIBLE SPOT LOW TO THE GROUND, SUCH AS A BASEMENT. BARRICADE ALL ENTRANCES TO YOUR SHELTER AND REINFORCE ANY WINDOWS OR OTHER POINTS OF ACCESS. PRAY. FURTHER CONTEXT FOLLOWS. At approximately, 0800 hours Eastern Standard Time, 03/05/2023, the world came under the effects of a rapidly contagious and mutating virus, believed to stem from The Anti-Life Equation. This virus is physically contagious but can also spread through knowledge of the Equation itself, and can do so via the means of technology, including any device capable of receiving this broadcast. Once affected, victims begin to exhibit mindless aggression towards all uninfected and appear to lose all higher brain functioning. This leaves them, for all intents and purposes, a zombie. Immediately after this message has concluded, please destroy the device you are listening to this on, along with any other devices that can have information broadcasted to them by any means. This includes: - Phones - Television - Radio - Computers - Tablet Computers - eReaders - and Smart Home Devices Trust only physical correspondence, such as face to face interaction or letters. You will be notified if or when the situation changes. This message will repeat until there is no-one left to hear it. There will be no other broadcasts. In the event that this broadcast is followed by anything other than a repeat of this broadcast, assume that this device has been compromised, and find a way to end your life as quickly and painlessly as possible before the infection takes you too. THIS TRANSMISSION IS NOW COMPLETE. DESTROY THIS DEVICE AND ANY OTHERS CAPABLE OF RECIEVING BROADCASTS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. THE LONGER YOU DELAY, THE HIGHER THE CHANCE IS OF THE INFECTION SPREADING THROUGH IT TO YOU TOO. YOU DO NOT WANT TO END UP LIKE THEM.
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