I made this by eating my own poop (I hope this does not get reported)
Facts about me: 1: I love to eat poo 2: I eat cow poo for lunch 3: I was born in poo plains 4: I am poop years old 5: I am made out of poop 6: My name is pooper 7: I am the founder and CEO of the poop factory 8: My poop is green