wlcm my gremlin bozos to... WHY METALLICA SLAYS. if you can agree then remix this and sign it >B) okay, now onto the reasons. *ahem ahem* ★ they're stupid and I <3 them ★ kirk is hot ★ they have the most slaying songs ★ I vibe so hard to 'Enter Sandman' ★ they're cool old dudes now ★ james is hot ★ kirk is hot. again. ★ lars is a material gworl :nails: ★ they're the reason I wanna play guitar ★ they slay even at 50+ years old ★ they met my idol joseph quinn :hearteyes: ★ joseph quinn met them :hearteyes x2: ★ the guitar in their songs go hard ★ they've been a band for 40+ years :sparkles: ★ lars literally invented blogging/streaming ★ james is the definition of 'hot dads' ★ have you ever heard any old dudes slay as much as them? no, you haven't. okay, those were my reasons. they slay even to this day. hEy, tHaT rHyMeS-
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