1. The narrator is unreliable and half the plot never happened. 2. Bloom Flame has secret powers resulting from a strange potion. 3. Techna Tech is just a brain in a jar. 4. It's really ten years into the future. 5. The whole plot is a novel, rather than reality. 6. During the course of the story, Techna Tech picked up the secret to eternal life and therefore doesn't die. 7. Bloom Flame is the villain. 8. Techna Tech and Aisha Wave are both manifestations of Bloom Flame's subconscious. 9. It turns out Techna Tech only exists in the cloud. 10. Aisha Wave is head of the criminal organisation they've been fighting. 11. Techna Tech was switched with another baby at birth. 12. Aisha Wave is really a vampire. 13. Techna Tech has been a ghost all along. 14. Aisha Wave is actually Bloom Flame's sister. 15. Bloom Flame was adopted and didn't know. 16. Bloom Flame is an imaginary friend. 17. The entire plot was a ruse designed to con Aisha Wave out of an inheritance. 18. The town they live in doesn't really exist. 19. The beginning of the story was staged by Techna Tech to teach Bloom Flame a lesson. 20. The whole thing is actually an origin story for a well-known franchise. lolllll lolllll