click sprites for jingles. click the a key to raise absolute hell. http://www.allreadable.com/a51dM2pz lyrics: old jug: When you need some help to get by, something to make you feel strong. Reach for Juggernog tonight, Sugar seduction delight! When you need to feel big and strong, reach for Juggernog tonight!” new jug: When you need some help to get by, something to make you feel strong. Reach for Juggernog tonight, Sugar seduction delight! When you need to feel big and strong, reach for Juggernog tonight old speed cola: “Your hands are slow, your movements sluggish, your lack of speed, just brings you anguish. Just take a sip, you will move faster. Just try it now! And speed is mastered! Press those lips against the only one that really moves you. Speed Cola speeds up your life!” new speed cola: Your hands are, cold, your movements lifeless, Your want more speed, your feeling restless, So take a sip 'Yes' You'll move much faster, when you ask how, Speed Cola's the answer, Press those lips against the only one that truly really moves you. Speed Cola speeds up your life!" "YE YAH" double tap: “Cowboys can’t shoot slow or they’ll end up below. When they need some help, they reach for the Root beer shelf (Ye-haa) Cowboys can’t shoot slow, or they’ll end up below, when they need some help, they reach for the Root beer shelf. YA THIRSTY PARTNER!?” new double tap: Cowboys can move slow they'll end up dead or old, When they need some help, they reach out for the shelf, Cowboys can't shoot slow, they'll end up below, when they need some help, they reach out for the shelf, have no fear, but that double tap root beer, get all the damage done, Double Tap Root Beer, will Double damage fun, Oh Yeah, Get Thirsty old quick revive: “Whenever things, been draggin’ you down, grabs you by the hair and pulls you to the ground, if you wanna get up, you need a little revive. If you wanna get up… YOU NEED A LITTLE REVIVE!” new quick revive: Whenever things been draggin' you down, grabs you by the hair and pulls you to the ground, if you wanna get up, you need a little revive, yes you do. Oh get up and go, you pick up the pieces and go with the flow 'now' You need a little revive, you need a little revive, 'Revive soda "yes" staminup: “Stamina-min-Up! (x3) When you need some extra runnin’, when you need some extra time, when you want to keep on gunnin’, when you like a twist of lime. When you need to keep on moving, when you need a get-away, when you need to keep on groovin’, when you need that vitamin K, babe, you know you want me! Let’s run the extra mile! I’ll open your eyes and I’ll make you see! I’ll make it worth your while! Stamina-min-Up! Sounds like it’s Staaaaamin-Up time! Oh yeah, bring it baby. Bring it!” PHD flopper: “PhD, the night-time scene. PhD, the streets are mean. PhD, the things I have seen, the good (PhD),the bad, and the in-between (Flopper). When you dive to prone, you are surely gonna own, PhD (Flopper)! When you dive to prone, it’s gonna shake ya to the bone, all the zombies gonna groan, ’cause of PhD! PhD, the feelin’s growing strong. PhD, so right that it feels wrong. PhD, like the chorus of a song (Flopper). PhD, not short but not too long. Slap your body to the floor, everybody needs some more, of your lovin’, your explosive lovin’. When you dive to prone, it’s gonna shake ya to the bone, all the zombies gonna groan, cause of PhD! (Flopper)! Damn straight!” old mule kick : “Legend tells us of a man, a hero in a tortured land, where Senoritas lived in fear. There lonely nights in deep despair, he was EL BURRO! (Hee-Haw, Hee-Haw). Across the fields, across the plains. He ran so fast he dodged the rain. He was El Burro! He hurried in to save the day, gun in hand, in thrice they say. He was strong like a Mule, he was stubborn like a Mule, he even kicked like a Mule, El Burro! (El Burro!). A man not equal, so they say. But some and more, it’s just the way! He was El Burro! He was EL BURRO! EL BURRO!” new mule kick: When you're around Louisiana, now into Texarkana. Lord you want more firepower, Mule Kick! (Hee-Haw, hee-haw). Come and get your hands on more guns. That's what im home to, i guarantee, Take more if you dare. Ha ha 3 guns, more shells, Mule Kick! (Hee-Haw, hee-haw) deadshot: “To err is human, to forgive is divine. Well I’m not forgiving, and the error ain’t mine! They ain’t quite human; least they’re not to my eyes. One sip of this and I’ll give ’em the shock of their lives! Yeah, we got the guns and we got the bombs! In deadshot heaven, we pop skulls for fun! Zero in baby, zero on that spot, the hot spot baby, give it all you got! So quit complainin’, about your bad aimin’! Just try, try again for me! With the headshot power of Deadshot Daiquiri!”
