Ladies and Gents! Have you ever been to a disco party and needed to do some quick math to find out how much all those pints of apple juice are costing you while still looking cool? Look no further! The calculator not only does math, but it makes a great gift! But wait! That's not all! When use use our Disco Calculator you get our UNCONDITIONAL GUARANTEE: We guarentee for a period of FIVE YEARS to be absolutely free of any magnetic monopoles. If you discover one, we will refund your purchase price right after you receive the Nobel Prize. We guarantee for TEN YEARS that any polyhedron spanning a Klein Bottle will have about as many edges as the sum of its vertices plus faces. Furthermore we guarantee for ONE MILLION YEARS that within a Euclidean plane, the square of a right triangle's hypotenuse will equal the sum of the squares of the two remaining legs OR YOUR MONEY BACK! We give you our exclusive LIFETIME GUARANTEE: We guarantee that you will live your entire lifetime, or double your money back. We do not warrant any Disco Calculators against the actions of cats, ferrets, or axolotls. We will NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE for any incidents relating to these beasts of burden whatsoever in any form or spatial dimension. All other warranties, express and implied, are null and void except during total solar eclipses.
Press "c" once finishing your calculation once you wish to do another. At the moment you can only add, subtract, multiply or divide 2 numbers. To get full disco effect: Turn sound on then Press the tau button Type 88 Type 321 Type 5 or Divide by zero. If you do not see the numbers appear that you clicked press the green flag. Credits: Stand-up Maths theme: Howard Carter Back to the Future Theme: Alan Silvestri Final Countdown: Joey Tempest Never Gonna Give You Up: Rick Astley Screaming Sound: Rodger Bumpass Beethoven's 5th Symphony: Beethoven and to @Mackenziel77 for giving me the idea for Beethoven's 5th Also thanks to Cliff Stoll for helping me with the guarantee. :)
