Instructions for life: Click flag repeatedly, smell waffles, eat your keyboard, buy a guinea pig dinner, wrestle an alligator, establish a base on Mars, eat a sidewalk, use a pencil sharpener to erase all of the most brilliant works of literature, ride a hedgehog to school, bury yourself in dirt, ride a car like it was a horse, do a ridiculous dance while eating coffee beans, buy a golf club for 50000000000 dollars, buy a piece of candy as big as this upcoming period for 500000000000.1 dollars, grow an extra head, want a lump of coal for Christmas.
ITS MUCH SLOWER! :D
