i play this game once a week sometimes at the library while my oblivious mom corrals my brothers back at the house exactly one month ago, a player with 2m told me i had "insane potential" and asked why i hadn't gotten a streak yet besides completely breaking my heart because he was right, this made me think it's not because i took a year-long break from this game it's not because i'm bad it's not my internet it's not the players it is for reasons just like this. if i had a dime, a DIME for every time i got punished by physics in killstreak only, i would be able to buy nearly every dominant corporation in america some random's glove WILL connect after they come flying at you out of nowhere in ragdoll state and even if you DARE think they won't be able to do anything with the glove unequipped, their avatar is going to somehow push you like ten light years in a given direction and rob you of your precious streak slap battles is great. it's my favorite game ever and i'm so happy i started playing it again (although maybe i should stop because the mods are going to find me and tear me limb from limb) also, today marks five months of me and julia being together so yippee
