We were 1 hour and a half into the drive and we reached Lincoln, Nebraska. Oh yeah we came from Grand Island, Nebraska. And we had to make a pit stop at Bryan Medical Center West Campus because Kiwii got a pencil in her head because Giant thought it was a good idea to throw a pencil at a democrat girl. Let's just say Giant hates democrats. Oh yeah did I forget to tell you that Icee, who's super popular, is on this trip? Kiwii got her pencil removed and after a week break she was better and we carried on. 6 hours later we arrived in Rochester Minnesota. Because Kiwii’s head pain wouldn’t go away UVF had a good idea of going to Mayo clinic in Rochester, Minnesota. So we brought her in and $300 later she needed rest for like a couple weeks. And eventually we decided we should get to Philadelphia faster. Then we proceeded to drive the next 17 hours and 33 minutes to Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. And we arrived at the one and only Lex’s house. “Why are we at this house?” Abe complained “Because Lex is the only way to heal Kiwii, duh.” UVF replied “Whatever.” Abe says “Lex…” Kiwii says “KIWIII WUT YOU DOING HERE?” Lex says “I needed you.” Kiwii says