because i am so very gay and because i just learned that today's international lesbians day, i'm wishing all you gay lesbians the happiest of gay days i love my wife julia like a lot she's so super cool and awesome and such an amazing listener and she's talented and attentive and funny and kind and like a bunch of other stuff gosh i'm so darned gay did i already say i love her aw whatever there was something else i wanted to say but i forgor