Dazai walked into the room. "hey chuuya" Chuuya looked at him. "what do you want, you stupid bandage mummie" Dazai gasped. "wow rude" "you deserve it" Dazai pointed at Chuuya. "your hat is stinky" "ITS A HAT." "stinky hat" "SHUT UP" Dazai started laughing. Chuuya grabbed him by the collar. "say it again I dare you" "stinky hat" "DAZAI" "CHUUYA" "you are so anoying" "and your hat is stinky" "IM GONNA THROW YOU OUT THE WINDOW" "do it :3" Chuuya paused. "...no" "why" "because then I'd have to explain it to mori" "oh" "and I dont feel like doing paperwork" "understandable" they stared at each other for 5 seconds. Dazai suddenly pointed at the door. "walmart" Chuuya blinked. "what" "lets go walmart" "why" "i want a fish" "you cant take care of a fish" "yes I can" "you tried to feed one a cookie last time" "he liked it" "THE FISH DIED" "he was probably tired" "THATS NOT HOW FISH WORK" Dazai walked out the door. "come on chuuya" Chuuya sighed. "fine" "YIPPEE" "but your buying the fish" "ok" "and no naming it chuuya" "...too late" "DAZAI" the endf
