*Staring wide-eyed into the camera, looking slightly sleep-deprived but incredibly passionate* Okay, okay, wait! Don’t roll the credits yet! I know what you’re thinking—“Wow, what a perfectly balanced group of functional individuals.” *Melodia scoffs and waves a hand dismissively.* Absolute lies. Let me give you the actual lore breakdown because I have been yapping about this in my head for six months. *He grabs a tablet, furiously scrolling through character sheets.* Theo thinks he's the smartest person in the room—and honestly, he usually is—but he spends 90% of his processing power just trying not to pass out from stress because Luca keeps trying to mix rocket fuel with energy drinks! And don't get me started on Noah! He literally practiced his "leader stance" in the mirror for three hours before this trailer, only for Aria to absolutely destroy his self-esteem in five seconds. Which, honestly? Fair. She’s a queen, she knows it, her outfit cost more than Luca's entire lab budget. *He takes a deep breath, speaking even faster now.* And then you have James, who is just... vibing? Like, there is a literal war happening around him and he’s just worried about getting a smudge on his sunglasses. Meanwhile, Asher is over there treating a life-or-death brawl like a casual podcast segment, just talking and talking and talking—I don't think he breathes? He might not actually breathe. And Avery! Oh my gosh, Avery is the glue keeping them all alive, mostly because they are completely unpredictable and chaotic enough to confuse the villains into surrendering! *He suddenly stops, blinking, realizing how long he's been talking. He clears his throat and looks sheepish.* Anyway... yeah. They're my chaotic children and I love them. Please watch my show so I can pay for Theo's therapy bills. Bye! *He slams a giant, glowing red "PUBLISH" button on his desk.*
Read my Sona yapping, Melodia's so silly <3 Should I provide voice for my Sona :00
