"if fighting is sure to result in victory then you must **** sun tzu said that" "hey look buddy I'm a *buddy*" "wait if avery is in her room who is besi-" *younger sister rises from bed* "its not gay if it's from behind"- a friend of mine "pardon the **** outta me!?"- me "that's kinda gay bro"- my bsf "you heard me" *grabs my shoulder*- my friend
