Hey what's up guys, it's Verbal ASE, beatboxer from outer space! I just want to say thank you so much for supporting my channel, before we begin with this episode, make sure you click that subscribe button, and turn on that notification bell so you'll be the first to know, when I post some brand new videos! Thanks again, and please enjoy this new episode of Cartoon Beatbox Battles! intro That’s right ladies and gentlemen, we’re back again with another crazy episode of the Cartoon Beatbox Battles! Last time on Cartoon Beatbox Battles, things got extremely dangerous with Darkseid and Thanos! Thanos’s performance literally had the entire planet shaking as he beatboxed, teleported and scared the crap out of me! Seriously, I... can’t go to the bathroom anymore. But Darkseid wasn’t intimidated. His beatbox was fire, literally! Showing us a dark display of horrible things he would do to Thanos, he reminded us all why everyone calls him “The God of Evil”. You guys voted, and Thanos will be going on to the next round! You shouldn't be surprised. All who challenge me will fail. Man, I would not wanna play any video games with that guy. Speaking of video games, today’s battle is going to be between another two characters with a lot of similarities! They both like to run, jump and collect coins! Which makes you wonder, where are they putting all these coins? In this corner weighing 110 pounds, in a height of 5’1 inches, he can shoot fireballs out of his hands and transform into a squirrel and fly, and if he gets his hands on any mushroom, he can increase his height and weight which allows him to perform superhuman jumps! So what happens if he eats mushroom pizza? Today we have... Mario! Wahoo! I’ma ready for the spaghetti! It’s not an eating contest, Mario. Yeah, he doesn’t have any food. Aw..... Alright, I’ll get you guys some food after the match, okay? Yay! Yes! In this corner weighing 77 pounds in a height of 3’3 inches, he is ridiculously fast, can turn machines into animals and loves chili dogs! Chili can make you fart, so that’s probably where he gets the extra speed. (snicker) He is the fastest thing alive, today we have...Sonic! Alright! Let’s do this! So-somebody wanna put that out? Mama-Mia! Smells like bad chili! And you smell like used toilet paper, plumber man! Okay, okay! Let’s start the battle before this gets ugly. Before it gets-a ugly, you’re a little too late-a for that. *gasp* Okay, Mario, you’re up first in 3, 2, 1, go! It's-a me, a Mario, the one that's gonna beat you, It's gonna be, A party yo, cause I brought my red suit, You got speed, but you're really slow, cause it is not gonna save you, You wanna be another Mario bro, but you are gonna lose, Look at you with your...ugly red shoes, You look like you lost all your clothes, oooo It's -a me, a-Mario, the one that's gonna beat you, So you better back up now before you get bruised,
Oooooh, I don’t think Mario was playing around, or maybe he was playing around! Meh, it sounded a little slow to me. That’s because he’s used to everything-a really fast-a! If you know what I mean. *gasp* Alright, alright, let’s see what you can do, Sonic! Here you go in 3, 2, 1, go! You can’t mess with me, cause I’m pure speed, I’m gonna leave you in the dust, you see… I can beatbox so much better, But you’re just only getting fatter, We know you like to live in the sewer, That’s why you smell like Kooper’s poopers, The castle is easy to break in, That’s why your girl is always taken, He only cares about the trophy, That's why he's always killin Yoshi, (You can't mess with Super Sonic Speed x4) See? Always with the speed! Nanananananana! Sounds-a like a stutter! Hey, at least I’m not saying “It’s a da” before everything! Hey, Mario count to 10! It’s a da-1, It’s a da-2, It’s a da-3! Hey, Mario, It’s a da-dumb! Says the naked hedgehog who can’t swim. I can teach him how to float, huh haha! Don’t feel bad, I can’t swim either. But you live underwater! Yeah, but we can still drown. What are you talking about, Patrick? You can’t drown because you’re a fish! Wait, why're all you guys up here? Because somebody "broke wind". *talking at the same time* Chili chimichangas! Chili chimichangas! *talking at the same time* (Verbal ASE gags in disgust.) Ugh! Ok guys, don’t forget to click on this icon, or comment down below on who you guys think won the battle. Thank you for watching Cartoon Beatbox Battles, I’m Verbal ASE and I’ll smell you later, ugh!
