I love grass so much. I go outside everyday even if it’s painful, and pray to the grass. Without grass, we would be inside doing useless things when we could do productive things! Some productive things you can do instead of being on the internet, is walk outside and smell the fresh air. After that walk over to the best shady area that has grass and sit down. It feels nice right! Next, you will need to touch the grass. It may be hard, but it’s all worth it in the end. Trust me! Remember that grass should be green, and if it’s not than you k!lled your grass! The Grass gods are disappointed. You let me and them down. Here are some ways to show love and respect to your grass. One, make sure to water it by setting up and turning on sprinklers! This keeps the grass healthy and hydrated, Two, tell it how much you love and appreciate it! Saying this will make the grass live a long, green, happy life! If it starts to turn yellow then just say you love it more than once! It should become green again soon!! Three, be outside with your grass daily. Spending two to three hours with it will help it grow faster! Seeing you makes the grass very healthy! Four, It may look delicious, but don’t eat the grass!! Even though it looks like a salad, if you take a bite, it hurts the grass. If you hurt the grass then I will be very disappointed. WE will be very disappointed. That is all I have to say about Grass, but I hope this helped! Remember, grass is human too!!!
GRASS: Fanfiction/guide for @AZOOR_ Tehe, Touch Grass This is a joke btw! :3
