no im a lazy poop who didnt even bother with the body
"Congratulations, thats pretty lucky eh? Pretty lucky. See, I need 1000 credits to actually get on the bus and get going out of here, you know? Like its getting here and I dont have any money. Would that be alright? Can I get 1000 credits from you? Cause you just won, can i get those? Oh did I say BUS? I meant to say TRAIN. Thats what i meant to say, the train. Oh, you see, it costs me like 1000 credits to get on there to get where I want to go and unless I have that money im gonna be stuck here. You're a good kid. Good kid, you know that? You're uh... you'd help me out right? Oh please, Mellow, please, please. It would really, really help me out. It'd really mean a lot. I just, I just REALLY need it and I know how it would mean the world to me, okay? Mellow, you'd be my best friend. My best friend. And I really do mean that. The best friend in the whole wide world. So please, Mellow, please. What do you MEAN no? What do you even mean? Are you just greedy, Mellow? I thought you were like, helping people with their problems and here I come up with my problem and suddenly its just no. It's no, suddenly. Isn't that counterintuitive to the mission that you're on? Like making friends and stuff like that? I dont know. Just some food for thought mate, food for thought. You know what you're doing, Mellow? You're being a bully and you're beating down on me because you have more money than I do, more friends than I do, and you're abusing that power you have over me. And you know what? Something might happen to you. Have you ever heard of the taller they are, the harder they fall? Have you heard of the bigger they are, the louder they hit the ground? That could be you. You're gonna be coming right down, hit smack. Smack on the floor because of how- how bigger you are compared to me. Bad things are gonna happen unless I get money for the train. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do I have to get down on my hands and knees here please I dont want to get down on my hands and knees the floor isnt very nice, its dirty and I dont want to get down there please please please please please i'll be your friend forever and ever, I just really need this i just really need this it'd mean everything to me it'd mean the world to me it'd mean the universe to me it'd mean the galaxy to me pleeeeeasuhhh... OUGHHHH Mellow, my tummy really hurts from how much you're hurting my feelings! Im gonna cry, im gonna cry cause my feelings are so funny it hurts, it really really hurts my feelings... I thought you were friendly Mellow, I thought you were the Mellow the friend of everyone in the land I thought you were a friend Mellow pleeeeasee eeeeeh nya nya nya nya nya nyenyenyee nyee nyenye eehh-oo nye oo..... Alright well then freak you Mellow! I didnt even need it anyway!"
