Alien 3: Who, me? *Genuinely the most confused he's ever been in his life* Coran: I am Coran the youngest child. *A powerful statement when he says "I am Coran" but sounds casual after that* Coran: He’s the middle child. Mom and dad never paid any attention to him. *The kind of sentence that you would say after sucking your teeth* Coran: Ah, I see you’ve met my pet plant… cuddly. *Improvise IDC* Coran: That is beyond the point. *Trying to move the conversation along* Coran: Whether you find the story legendary or tragic, that is beyond the point. The universe requires contractors. Arbiters. Reapers. *Sounding kind of actiony* Coran: No, for targets. You’re bounty hunters now. If you choose to accept. *Make this sound as cool as you can* Coran: Fine. Since you are all in agreement here is your first job. *Say fine really bratty, then say the rest kind of formal* Coran: Moving on, here are your mission details. *Moving the chaos along* Coran: No, we have digital copies but I just like throwing things at people. *Giving up on moving the chaos, and becoming the chaos* Coran: Off you go then! *Say very cheerfully* Coran: Panthers? *Say like you've never heard of a panther in your life* Coran: Goodbye forever! *Say cheerfully, but like you're currently shoving them out the door* Coran: Yes, General. We understand the risks. But we need them. He is coming. *Terrified*
All of Coran's lines take place in the most chaotic scene, so sorry if you get confused on the plot, that is kinda the point tho.
