SCENE 1 Talking to Doc, Shawn, and Marcy. Kai: *Scratches the back of his neck* Listen to yourself. *Exasperated, but said grinning* Kai: My dad says character builds through suffering. A estas alturas ya debemos ser rascacielos. *Jokingly* Kai: Hey! I’m a sidekick?! *Jokingly offended* Kai: That’s debatable. *Playful insult* Kai: Shoot. *Just got caught* Kai: Hey, my mom’s calling me so it’s probably an emergency and I have to leave goodbye forever! *Speaking really quickly, and stressed* SCENE 2 Talking to his dad Kai: I’m sorry papa I won't do it again. No puedo hacer nada bien. Soy un fracaso. *Guilty and sad* Kai: Just punish me already. Me lo merezco. *Guilty and sad* Kai: Alright. Buenas noches. *I don't know how to describe this lol. Just improvise* Scene 3 Casually talking at a lake, then get interrupted by aliens Kai: Hey Shawn. *Casual* Kai: Sorry, guess I don’t know my own strength huh. *Basically say it like: Whoops, did I do that?* Kai: I thought you were some type of master of the forest! *Making fun of Marcy* Kai: Don’t say that! They’re gonna become dangerous! *Kind of harshly, he definatley believes what he's saying* Kai: I really, really hate it when you’re wrong, Marcy! *Panicked* Kai: I absolutely despise it when you’re wrong! *Still panicked* Kai: Bold prediction huh? I can taste the silver Marcy! It tastes like *slurps air* inc0mpetence and regret! *Panicked, and making fun of Marcy* Kai: Do you not get offended?! *Harshly* Kai: I’m gonna k**1 you Shawn! *Panicked* Kai: Well you better figure it out before I drown in curiosity! I don’t even want to think about what this is! *Still panicked* Kai: Oh I’m sorry, I was just rushing because, WE’RE GOING TO D13! *More panic, and sarcasim* SCENE 4 Meeting the aliens, saving a planet, being awesome etc. Kai: Where are we… WOAH ALIENS! *Confused* Kai: Do they want a fight? Because I’ll give them a fight! *Eager for some reason* Kai: Woah! Marcy the alien whisperer! *Bewildered* Kai: These aliens look kinda creepy. *A little Scared* Kai: So the moral of the story is… You can teleport!? *Bewildered* Kai: When did you guys become so smart? *Confused* Kai: Since when?? *Bewildered* Kai: Well that thing’s creepy *shudder* *A little Scared* Kai: Sorry dude! *Another: Whoops did I do that?* Kai: Okay, let’s split up. Marcy and I will go and save the aliens, Shawn and Doc will see if the ship needs further attention. *Sounds actually really smart* Kai: What? *Confused* Kai: What? *Harshly confused* Kai: So I guess we’re not listening to anyone’s ideas other than Marcy’s. *Sarcastic, and still kind of confused* Kai: Where do we jump out? *A regular question* Kai: You’re hiding something. *Concerned* Kai: I can just tell. *IDK how to describe it* Kai: I mean, it’s not like I haven’t seen you act like this before, but… this situation. I personally, am terrified, and you’re acting like nothing’s happened and that it’s okay, but then you look like you’re freaking out at the most random times. *Concerned, and kind of sad* Kai: Puedes contar conmigo. You can tell me anything! *Earnest* Kai: How can I hear you? We’re in space! *Confused* Kai: I think we need a different strategy. Este no funciona. *Matter of fact* Kai: Okaaaay. *Confused* Kai: No! Are you crazy! That’s sending them to death! *Kind of startled, and concerned for the planet they are saving* Kai: I don’t think I can. *Hesitant* Kai: Because you won’t just tell me the truth! *Angry, and loud* Kai: *Breaths heavily for a second* …You vanish from school with zero warning, you come to school fine one day and the next you’re completely beat up, Some days you shut everyone out completely. You’re obviously hiding something! *Barely containing anger, and speaking quickly so Marcy can't interrupt.* Kai: Stop pretending you don't care! Do you have any idea how painful it is watching your best friend hide something big from you? *Not containing the anger anymore* Kai: Tired? I said one thing wrong and you looked like you got hit by a truck! *More anger* Kai: What are you talking about? *Harshly confused* Kai: You stole my wallet?! *Angry again* Kai: I’m not forgetting my wallet! Or you! *Forgets about Marcy for a second, angry about his wallet, but then angry about Marcy distracting him* Kai: But- *Still angry* Kai: Alright, but if they sue us all the blame goes to you. *Finally kind of calm* Kai: Woah, astronaut-apult! ¡Eso es increíble! *Bewildered* Kai: I think that’s the last two. *Relieved* Kai: I was going to come sooner, but I had to mute my mom on call first. *Jokingly* Kai: Did you guys see that? I made her laugh. *Amazed* Kai: *raises eyebrows* My bad. *Concerned* SCENE 5 Meets the oracles for the first time, basically chaos Kai: Now you’re doing it. *Pretending to be annoyed* Kai: The Oracles. *in the deepest voice possible* Shawn+Kai: *the deep voice* THE ORACLES! *laugh* Kai: …What? *His brain just broke* Kai: Don’t aliens call earth people earthlings? *A regular question*
Kai: I don’t believe you… but… okay… *Jokingly suspicious* Kai: Arbiters? Like, for a dispute? *Confused* Kai: Excuse me Marcy, but I am a red belt in karate. *Jokingly offended* Kai: I’m truly offended. *Even more jokingly offended* Kai: Come on guys, it’s not like we have anything to lose. *Trying to sound convincing, and failing* Kai: Marcy, you don’t have to protect us. We can take care of ourselves. *Basically making fun of Marcy* Kai: Can we get back on track? *Getting annoyed at the chaos* Kai: What’s a haunted hotdog? *Kind of confused* Kai: How do I talk to him if he’s a skeleton? *Confused* Kai: This was not in the job description. *Jokingly* Kai: Oh. *Was just informed of something interesting* Kai: Why did we just give Doc another weapon of mass destruction? *Sarcastic* Kai: Last question, what were those weird panther things in the forest? *Regular question* Kai: That was… *Say like you're about to say chaotic* The reason Kai makes so many jokes about his mom is because he doesn't have one. It's mostly for my dark humor friends. Sorry for giving you so many lines, you're one of the leads, and the episode is 20-30 minutes long. Bro feels confused half the time.
