I just had the most embarrassing experience in my entire 17 years of existence I was in the lunch line finally eating after who knows when, that doesn't matter. anyway.. I went to the little thing that has salsa, sour cream, cheese and stuff. ok. so. I was squeezing one bottle of sour cream. wouldn't come out. picked up the second one. squeezed. I saw it coming out. yippe lets squueze HARDER. explosion. all over my hoodie. my backpack. my face. my shirt. everywhere. now I'm cold. I want my hoodie. I'm crine. man my anxiety spiked. WHY ME?!??!
