Just listen to this hot garbage Deltarune Obesity Route LYRICS Ten feet sideways, the Calorie Man Is waiting for the taste of that salt Buying McDonald's out without a plan Like the every daily Fruits that bother the Calorie Man Could he do something just to lose weight? Inside his little deathbed, doused in grease So he eats the Calorie Man, Calorie Man With a burger in his hand So he stands To eat the whole wide world From a can Way up high in the sky Sweet tea with a side of fries Ain't it nice The life forever for Calories (inst.) Needs a forklift to move Eats a s**t-ton of food Save some for us, please Will he just munch away Chocolate cake Soda runs through his veins He sweats grease all day The treadmill will break Unless he rids of the weight Ten feet sideways, the Calorie Man Is waiting for the taste of that salt Chick-Fil-A out of stock without a plan Yet the every daily Sugar powers the Calorie Man Would never drink water or go outside Even if obese, craving for the fat So he eats the Calorie Man, Calorie Man Fattest in all of the land So he stands To buy all the fast food From a can Way up high in the sky Sweet tea with a side of fries Ain't it nice He's then diagnosed with Diabetes
Toby Fox & Camilia for the OG song Me for the vocals @Asaheim2 and I thought of this and thought it was rlly funny Prolly the best crappost I've made
