you broke his mind
• Imagine being a "cosmic horror apex predator" but your entire daily routine consists of swimming in literal blood and waiting around for a glorified metal trash can to pass by just so you can feel something. • It really thinks it's terrifying, but it looks like a mutated, deep-fried catfish that got tangled up in a bunch of discarded red yarn. You aren't scary, you look like a rejected concept design for a corporate seafood restaurant logo. • Imagine being so starved for attention that you have to bite a submarine just to get someone to look at you. Go touch some seaweed.
