THE ULTIMATE BEATLES-WEIRD AL PROJECTT Hey Food is Better Than Hey Jude. If this gets 5 likes I'll do PACMAN - parody of Taxman. ____________________________________________ Lyrics: Hey, Food, don't make me fat Or I’ll have to go on a diet You better not dare me to eat a horse Because of course I'd probably try it Hey, Food, don't make me sick Pepto Bismal will make it better The minute you let it into your mouth And it goes south You’ll feel much better Anytime I feel the urge I might regurge From eating too many pink burritos Along with Lay's potato chips French onion dips, Pop rocks, Twinkies, chili dogs, and Fritos (na na na na na na na na na) Hey, Food, don't make me ill Set the table and light the candlеs Be careful, 'cause whеn I'm starting to scarf I just might barf All over my sandals I'll let you in and let you out Hey, Food, no doubt Without you I'd die, and that would be sad I'd crumple up into a pile And in a while I would start to decompose and smell bad (na na na na na na na na na) Hey, Food, don’t make me sick Alka-Seltzer will make it better The minute you let it into your mouth And it goes south You will feel better, better, better, better, better, better (YA!) Na na na na na na na na na na na, hey, Food! Na na na na na na na na na na na, hey, Food! (etc)
The youtuber https://www.youtube.com/@Gcmk0005 has released many never heard Weird AL like the parody More Than A Filling that hasn't been heard in its entirety since 1979. He/she also released other songs like Stairway To Gilligan's Island (Remember Isle Thing)