EH AH 666EYEEE Episode 8: “Click the Green Flag and Watch the Animation” [OPENING] [Black screen.] TEXT ON SCREEN: CLICK THE GREEN FLAG AND WATCH THE ANIMATION [A giant green flag appears.] JAYDEN: Why is there a green flag? SANE: I don't know. 666: Probably for an animation. JAYDEN: That somehow makes sense. ANTHONY: Pizzeria. JAYDEN: Don't. SCENE 2 — THE GREEN FLAG [The green flag starts blinking.] SCREEN: ? CLICK THE GREEN FLAG JAYDEN: Fine. [Jayden clicks it.] SFX: DING! [Nothing happens.] JAYDEN: ... SANE: Is that it? EYE: ?️ JAYDEN: We waited for THAT? [Suddenly, a tiny sprite appears.] SPRITE: Hello! JAYDEN: Oh. SPRITE: Welcome to the animation. JAYDEN: Okay, this is kinda— SPRITE: PIZZERIA. JAYDEN: NO. SCENE 3 — THE ANIMATION STARTS [The background changes every half-second.] BACKGROUND 1: WHITE ROOM BACKGROUND 2: BIZARRE WORLD BACKGROUND 3: OUTER SPACE BACKGROUND 4: PIZZERIA BACKGROUND 5: WHITE ROOM JAYDEN: WHY IS IT CHANGING SO FAST?! SANE: It's an animation. JAYDEN: THIS IS A SPEEDRUN. 666: This is amazing. SAIRA: I have no idea what's happening. TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR: TUNG TUNG TUNG 50/50: 50/50. SCENE 4 — ANTHONY BECOMES A SPRITE [Anthony suddenly appears as a cartoon sprite.] ANTHONY SPRITE: JAYDEN JAYDEN JAYDEN JAYDEN JAYDEN— JAYDEN: NOOOOO. ANTHONY SPRITE: PFFFFFFFFT. JAYDEN: WHY DID THEY ANIMATE THAT?! SANE: Someone spent time making this. ANTHONY SPRITE: Pizzeria. JAYDEN: MAKE IT STOP. ANTHONY SPRITE: Don't talk to me. JAYDEN: YOU'RE ANIMATED NOW. YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TALK TO ME! ANTHONY SPRITE: I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to him. [Anthony sprite points at the green flag.] GREEN FLAG: ? GREEN FLAG: ... GREEN FLAG: Pizzeria. JAYDEN: THE FLAG TOO?! SCENE 5 — THE EYE ANIMATION [The screen fades to black.] TEXT: NEXT SCENE [One giant eye slowly opens.] EYE: ?️ [It stares at the viewer.] JAYDEN: Okay. EYE: ?️ JAYDEN: That's actually pretty— EYE: ?️ JAYDEN: Why is it getting closer? [The eye zooms across the screen.] SAIRA: WHY IS IT SO BIG?! 666: Cool. SANE: Nothing about this is cool. SCENE 6 — THE SONG WORSEST SONG: The animation needs music. EVERYONE: NO. WORSEST SONG: ? Oh, Saira— ? SAIRA: STOP. WORSEST SONG: ? I've got a crush— ? SAIRA: WE'VE HEARD THIS. WORSEST SONG: ? Specifically— ? SAIRA: STOP. [The song abruptly rewinds.] WORSEST SONG: ? specifically... Saira... you... on... it's... and... ? SANE: Somehow that's worse. SCENE 7 — 50/50 GETS ANIMATION [50/50 appears on-screen.] 50/50 SPRITE: 50/50. [The screen splits directly down the middle.] LEFT SIDE: 50 RIGHT SIDE: 50 JAYDEN: Okay, that's actually accurate. 50/50 SPRITE: 50/50. [The screen splits again.] LEFT: 50 RIGHT: 50 [Splits again.] [Again.] [Again.] JAYDEN: STOP SPLITTING THE SCREEN! 50/50 SPRITE: 50/50. SCENE 8 — THE ANIMATION BREAKS [The animation starts glitching.] SFX: BZZZT [Anthony's sprite duplicates.] ANTHONY 1: Jayden. ANTHONY 2: Jayden. ANTHONY 3: Jayden. ANTHONY 4: Jayden. JAYDEN: Oh no. ANTHONY 1: Pizzeria. ANTHONY 2: Pizzeria. ANTHONY 3: Pizzeria. ANTHONY 4: Pizzeria. JAYDEN: TURN IT OFF! SANE: I don't think there's a stop button. JAYDEN: THERE HAS TO BE. [Jayden looks around.] [The green flag is still there.] JAYDEN: Maybe click it again? SCENE 9 — CLICKING IT AGAIN [Jayden clicks the green flag.] SFX: DING! [Everything instantly freezes.] [Complete silence.] JAYDEN: ... JAYDEN: It worked. SANE: Thank goodness. 666: That was fun. SAIRA: No. TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR: TUNG TUNG TUNG 50/50: 50/50. EYE: ?️ JAYDEN: We're never clicking that thing again. [The green flag starts blinking.] GREEN FLAG: ? JAYDEN: Don't. GREEN FLAG: ? JAYDEN: DON'T. [The green flag clicks itself.] SFX: DING! EVERYONE: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA— [CUT TO BLACK.] END OF EPISODE 8 [POST-CREDITS SCENE] [Black screen.] TEXT: CLICK THE GREEN FLAG AND WATCH THE ANIMATION [A cursor appears.] CURSOR: ... CURSOR: Pizzeria. [CLICK.] [CUT TO BLACK.]
