I UPLOADED THIS FOR THOSE WHO CAN'T UNDERSTAND THE LYRICS (see notes and credits). ALSO I CENSORED THE SWEAR. ENJOY!
Here's the lyrics ↓ Bluudud: "BLUISH FELLAS, BREAK THE META, BEEN A MENACE FROM THE START! SKILLS ARE GETTING BETTA WHILE YOUR ROLLING DICE AND RACING KARTS! STOP LET ME SLOW IT DOWN-- STOP COME AND CHECK ME OUT! IM BOUTTA MAKE A MESS SO ILL IMPRESS YOU WHEN I DRESS YOU UP IN SCARS! GIMME ALL YOUR LOVE AND HATE.. TELL ME YOU APPRECIATE ME! SORRY FOR NOT STREAMING DAILY.. SORRY THAT YOU HAD TO WAITT! NOW YOUR FAVORITE DUD IS BACK! YOU DIDNT THINK ID REALLY DIP LIKE THAT? WITH A HEAVY HEART.. I ASK: CAN YOU HEAR ME CHAATT!!?? THREE LITTLE PIGGIES LIVED IN HOUSES TILL I BLUU EM DOWN. I AINT WEIRD, IM STRICTLY COOL! THE COOLEST, RADDEST DUD AROUND. ALL THESE CHUMPS WERE FINE AND DANDY TILL MY SHANTY CAME ABOUT. GET INTO MY BELLAY IN YOUR CLOSET LIKE A ^&@*&^$$$%#!!! IN MY STREAM WE HAVE SOME RULES SO DISOBEY AND YOULL BE WHACKED! KNOW YOU MUST RESPECT YOUR FELLOW VIEWERS WHO INHABIT CHAT, ILL RUN IT BACK WITH SLACKERS, SLACKING, SLAPPING, SLASHING AT MY BACK! ILL SKEWER LINES OF TRASH IN STACKS CAUSE IM THE BLUUER KIND OF BACK IN BLACK-- (in the tune of "spooky scary skeletons"): BLUUEST OF THE BLUUEST DUDES ARE STREAMING LIVE ON TWITCH! I COULD BE LIVE ON YOUTUBE TOO, BUT YOUTUBE IS A #####! sorry. SICKEST, COOLEST, BLUUEST DUDES ARE BLOWING OFF YOUR SOCKS! YOU KNOW YOUR NEVER GETTING RID OF BLUUDUDS ON YOUR BLOCK!! BLOCK AND DODGE AND COUNTER NOW IM FHIGHTING LIKE A TOTAL PRO! MOM TELLS ME TO SHOWER BUT THE GRIND IS ALL I FRICKKIN' KNOW! STOP LET ME SLOW IT DOWN- STOP COME AND CHECK ME OUT! LIKE A FAN OF PWNED, MY NEW ROLE'S ANYTHING BUT TYPICAL (WHATT???) LIKE, COMMENT, AND SUBSCRIBE AS I PULL YOU IN SO TIGHTLY, R.I.P TO ALL THAT FIGHT ME! HIT THE BELL, GET NOTIFIEDD! NOW YOUR FAVORITE DUD IS BAACK.. YOU DIDNT REALLY THINK I'D DIP. LIKE. THAT!? WITH A HEAVY HEART I ASK.. CAN YOU HEAR ME, CHAAAT???? PREPARE TO TASTE THE RAINBOW, FRIENDS EXCEPT THIS RAINBOW'S SHADES OF BLUU! HAVENT SEEN A HORDE OF BOTS LIKE THIS ONE SINCE MY GARDEN GREW! CALL ME HALF OF PC2 THE WAY IM SWITCHING MY DESIGN. TARGETTING THE INNOCENT, PET SIMULATOR 99!!! FOLLOW ALL THE RULES OR YOULL BE FINDING MATTERS OUTTA HAND. MY B.B.B (THATS "BIG BLUU BRAIN") HOLDS KNOWLEDGE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND. IM MEGAMIND YOURE TIGHTEN, FIGHTING, FIGHTS OUTSMARTED BY MY PLANS LIKE "BLUU MAN GROUP" YOUR GETTING "BAND" ILL COME FOR YOU, THEN PAINT THE LAND IN BLUU!!-- BLUUEST OF THE BLUUEST DUDES ARE STREAMING LIVE ON TWITCH! I COULD BE LIVE ON YOUTUBE TOO, BUT YOUTUBE IS A... (*record scratch sound effect*) y'know. SICKEST, COOLEST, BLUUEST DUDES ARE BLOWING OFF YOUR SAAAOOCKS! YOU KNOW YOURE NEVER GETTING RID OF BLUUDUDS ON YOUR BLOCK!"
