An Ode To A Slug O’ wond’rous and awesome Slug, Who likely sleeps like a bug in a rug, When I ask others about you they shrug, Cause they don’t know that you live like a thug. Like a train moving forward you chug, Evading the holes that they dug, You’re a cat who’s a slug, not a pug, And you’re pretty humble– not smug. I think I already mentioned the rug, A rug that makes you look snug, Got no power, unplugged, In a battle of ropes yeah you tug (never let me cook again) If you drank coffee, you’d drink from a mug You do piercings, which i think is pretty cool. You’re a slug not a ladybug Boom *mic drop*
I did this for the wq I know it’s awesome
