DONT ASK what if Annabeth cheated on Percy with Piper IDK WHY THESE CHARACTERS !! umm go look for the og lyrics of the son I know im evil scroll, people [FULL COMPANY] The Reynolds Pamphlet [CALYPSO/SILENA/THALIA] Have you read this? [LEO/CALYPSO/SILENA] Annabeth Chase had a torrid affair And she wrote it down right there [SILENA] Highlights! [ANNABETH/CALYPSO] “The charge against me Is a connection with one Jason Grace! For purposes of Improper speculation My real crime is an Amorous connection with his gf For a considerable time With his knowing consent [JASON] Jason Grace! [LEO] My real crime is an Amorous connection with his gf [SILENA/LEO/CALYPSO] Damn! [ANNABETH/CALYPSO/SILENA] “I had frequent meetings with her Most of them at my own house.” [LEO] At her own house! [SILENA] At her own house! [DEEP VOICE] Damn! [ANNABETH/CALYPSO] “Percy with our friends being absent On a visit to his mother.” [SILENA/LEO] No… [COMPANY] Boooo! [SILENA/LEO] Have you read this? [CALYPSO] Well, she's never gon' be President now [SILENA/LEO] Never gon' be President now [CALYPSO] Well, she's never gon' be President now [SILENA/LEO] Never gon' be President now [CALYPSO] She's never gon' be President now [SILENA/LEO] Never gon' be President now [CALYPSO] That's one less thing to worry about [CALYPSO/SILENA/LEO] That's one less thing to worry about! [THALIA] I came as soon as I heard [CALYPSO] What?! [ANNABETH] Thalia— [COMPANY] All the way from London?! Damn [ANNABETH] Thalia, thank Gods Someone who understands what I'm Struggling here to do [THALIA] I'm not here for you [ENSEMBLE] Oooooh! [THALIA] I know my cousin like I know my own mind You will never find anyone as trusting or as kind I love my cousin more than anything in this life I will choose his happiness over mine every time Put what we had aside I'm standing at his side You could never be satisfied Gods, I hope you're satisfied [CALYPSO/SILENA/LEO] Well, she's never gon' be President now Well, she's never gon' be President now Well, she's never gon' be President now That's one less thing to worry about. [ENSEMBLE MEN] Never gon' be President now Never gon' be President now Never gon' be President now That's one less thing to worry about. [CALYPSO/SILENA] Hey! At least she was honest with our money! Hey! At least she was honest with our money! [ANNABETH] Hey! At least I was honest with our money! Hey! At least I was honest with our money! [ENSEMBLE WOMEN] Well she's never gon' be President now Well she's never gon' be President now Well she's never gon' be President now That's one less thing to worry about. [ENSEMBLE MEN] Well she's never gon' be President now Well she's never gon' be President now Well she's never gon' be President now. [FULL COMPANY] That's one less thing to worry about! The Reynolds Pamphlet [CALYPSO/SILENA/LEO] Have you read this? You ever see somebody ruin their own life? [COMPANY (EXCEPT ANNABETH/PERCY)] Her poor bf.
