You grab a random book and- oh looks like Chekhov's Window has broken!!!!!! We couldn't have gone TWO PAGES with an UNBROKEN WINDOW. TWO. F***ING. PAGES. It is like a rule in writing that ALL WINDOWS MUST BREAK, CLEARLY! ... Uhh... I mean..... What are you talking about?? What pages?? You must be thinking dumb stupid things because you're annoyed about the dumb stupid window!! Whatever.. Your WALKIE-TALKIE is jettisoned out of your room due to your badly-timed captchaloguing. Fantastic. Absolutely WONDERFUL. > Reader: Suggest something. First page: https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/1240275382/
Technically suggested by @LTW64 Suggestion instructions: do something. ANYTHING. that is at least SLIGHTLY SANE and NORMAL. something that might even PROGRESS THE PLOT!!!
