Meet Tammy. Your goal is simple: make Tammy happy. Sounds easy, right? Wrong. There are no right answers. There are no wrong answers. There is only what Tammy WANTS to hear. Say the wrong thing? Tammy gets mad. Say the right thing? Tammy might ALSO get mad. Be smarter than Tammy? BAD. Be dumber than Tammy? ALSO BAD. Tell him a joke? Maybe. Laugh at his joke? Definitely. Make him feel stupid? You're probably screwed. Remember: always keep eye contact with Tammy. Never leave him alone. Good luck. Try not to die. Tammy is watching.
