...Zelda’s P.O.V... Just as the remaining Yiga Footsoldiers vanished in frantic puffs of red smoke, the ground beneath our feet began to vibrate with a deep, mechanical rumble. The air in the cavern grew heavy."Did you really think it would be that easy, Princess?!" a loud, overly dramatic voice boomed from the shadows of the highest ledge.A single spotlight flared to life, illuminating a round figure wearing a metallic mask and striking a ridiculous, theatrical pose. It was Master Kohga, top leader of the Yiga Clan."You brought an army, but I brought a revolution!" Kohga cackled, snapping his fingers with immense flair.With a series of loud, metallic clicks, a massive hidden wall slid open behind him. Out rolled a terrifying armada of heavy Yiga vehicles, completely upgraded with Purah's stolen blueprints. Giant, multi-wheeled tanks fitted with rows of glowing Zonai cannons aimed directly at our combined forces. Dozens of flying Yiga gliders hovered near the ceiling, their weapon arrays humming with raw, unstable energy. ...Link’s P.O.V... The Gerudo and Zora armies immediately fell into a defensive formation, raising their shields as the glowing Zonai cannons began to charge. Master Kohga was aiming right at the center of our troops. If those cannons fired in this enclosed cavern, the shockwave would devastate the alliance.I stepped to the front of the line, firmly gripping my fully powered Secret Stone in one hand and the Master Sword in the other. I looked back at the Sages. They saw the fire in my eyes and knew exactly what to do."Protect the troops!" Sidon roared, thrusting his tridents upward. Sidon, Riju, Tulin, and Yunobo combined their elemental powers to form a massive, shimmering barrier of water, lightning, wind, and rock right in front of the army."Fire! Fire! Vaporize them!" Master Kohga shrieked, dancing in circles.The Zonai cannons unleashed a barrage of glowing energy blasts. The explosions rocked the cavern with deafening cracks, but the Sages' combined shield held firm, absorbing the massive impact perfectly without a single drop of blood being spilled. ...Purah’s P.O.V... "Oh, you did not just use my own inventions against me, belly-boy!" I yelled, pulling a master override remote out of my pocket.While the Sages kept Kohga's armada distracted with their shield, I rapidly punched a sequence into the backup terminal. Because Kohga had used my exact long-range transmitters to wire his vehicles, they were still connected to my network!"Override sequence... activated!" I shouted, slamming the big blue button on my remote.Instantly, all of Kohga’s high-tech Zonai vehicles and cannons let out a sad, descending whine. The glowing green lights turned a bright, flashing pink as the weapon systems completely locked up. The wheels on the giant tanks reversed all at once, spinning out of control and steering the entire armada backward, straight into the deep canyon abyss behind the base."Wait! No! Turn around! My beautiful tanks!" Master Kohga screamed, desperately chasing after his retreating vehicles. He tried to grab onto the bumper of his favorite glider, but it dragged him right along with it.With a dramatic, echoey yelp, Master Kohga and his entire hijacked arsenal tumbled over the ledge, falling safely but hilariously onto a giant cushion of discarded Mighty Bananas at the bottom of the canyon.The Yiga threat was officially neutralized, and Purah's technology was safe.
