It's me, Towery! \|/ LYRICS \|/ [instrumental start] Nine Eleven the Tower Man Declaring war in Afghanistan Striking civilians down without a plan Like the Adolf Hitler Spreading hatred the Tower Man, Osama Bin Laden, catch him if they can Weapon and oil trading sure to last War crimes for the TOWER MAN, TOWER MAN STEEL BEAMS THAT MELT TOO FAST SO HE FLIES TO WATCH THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD LOSE THEIR MINDS WAY UP HIGH IN THE SKY WITH THE SUN IN HIS EYES AIN'T IT NICE THE PLANE FOREVER FOR TOWERS [long af instrumental break] Second bombing the Tower Man The Roaring was an inside job Still sending missiles straight at Iran Like the untrained pilots Does it bother the Tower Man Could I do something to make him land Inside my little office made of glass War crimes for the TOWER MAN, TOWER MAN ALL A PART OF ISRAEL'S PLAN SO HE FLIES TO WATCH THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD LOSE THEIR MINDS WAY UP HIGH IN THE SKY WITH THE SUN IN HIS EYES AIN'T IT NICE THE PLANE FOREVER FOR TOWERS
this is satire (a stupid joke), so do not ban me.