1. Get off electronics (Phone, tablet, computer, Playstation, Xbox, speaker, headphones, watch) 2. Turn electronics off 3. Exit bedroom 4. If have stairs in house, walk down stairs 5. Walk to house door 6. Turn doorhandle/doorknob 7. Push/pull door open 8. Exit to lawn/porch/house steps 9. Close door behind you 10. If have steps, step down steps 11. If have lawn, go on lawn 12. Make sure lawn is not artificial 13. If lawn artificial, or if have no lawn, find nearest lawn 14. Check lawn grass 15. If lawn grass artificial, find new lawn grass 16. Check lawn grass 17. Repeat steps 14 and 15 until find real grass 18. Congratulations! You have now touched grass! I and Saelin are very proud of you <3
