(joke lyrics) 4 FEET 40 THE LIZARD MAN, IS WAITING FOR THE SWORD IN HIS HAND. LARPING AS MUCH FANDOMS AS HE CAN! LIKE THE EVERYDAILY. HOPE THAT POWERD THE LIZARD MAN. CAN HE DO SOMETHING TO MAKE US LAUGH? INSIDE HIS LITTLE PROFILE CALLED "HOME?" SO HE LIVED THE... LIZARD MAN, LIZARD MAN. WITH HIS HEAD, IN THE SAND! So he stands... TO WATCH THE HOLE WIDE WORLD! THREW THE LENS. WAY UP HIGH, IN THE SKY. WITH THE SUN, IN HIS EYES. HE CAN'T SEE... CAUSE HE'S TOO BUSY... LARPING!
