full title if your computer decided to turn into a frying pan and now it hides part of the title: I HATH INVENTED ZA NEW LANGUAGE [MAKE SURE TO READ EVERYTHING] yes, you heard me right. i have invented a new language! it's called Abstractish. basically the same as English HOWEVER there are a few differences. rule #1: FYI, this is gonna be confusing so buckle up. - English A is Abstractish E. - English E is Abstractish I. - English I is Abstractish O. - English O is Abstractish U. - English U is Abstractish Y. - and English Y is Abstractish A. I hope you got that. now let's move onto rule #2: any dipthongs (e.g. au, ae, ei) will be separated witha hyphen from other vowels and y. no consonants dont count. an example of rule 2 is in "ae-y" (English translation: you) rule #3: English J is equivalent to Abstractish ʞ. here's a string of ʞ's so that you mobile peeps are able to copy ʞ easier: ʞʞʞʞʞʞʞʞʞʞʞʞʞʞʞʞʞʞʞʞʞʞʞʞʞʞʞʞʞʞʞʞʞʞʞʞʞʞʞʞ ok, now the final rule is Rule #4: the 27th letter after Z in Abstractish is פ. it replaces the English th. sure, you can still use th in Abstractish but the folks more commonly use פ. again, for the mobile peeps here's a string of פs. פפפפפפפפפפפפפפפפפפפפפפפפפפפפפפפפפפפפפפ ok now what I want yall to do is to talk Abstractish in the comments! have fun :D (btw you can still ping people normally you dont have to translate usernames into Abstractish)
