Sometimes you have to get up at two AM and stay up for four hours because your cat ate a wasp and so you spend that time watching a show with vampires before going back to sleep and then the next day you have two bug bites on your neck and your mother says you look like you were bitten by a vampire and you laugh because what a coincidence and then the next night you have a dream about a man getting sent to an alternate dimension in a horrible disaster and the event turning him into a vampire and also a lot more happens with him and it’s honestly pretty cool but not important to this thing I’m saying. And then the day after that you have nightmares. No this wasn’t going anywhere I was just saying sometimes this happens to people. Anyway I drew the vampire from my dream because it was important. His name was Johnathan but now he’s just The Vampire King. Might write a book about him and all the other guys from my dream it was so weird I made a Google Doc about it afterwards just to make sure I remembered all of the random little pieces of lore that my subconscious threw at me.
