um please click or you're not going to see it all Name: jeremy Age: unc (19) Gender: guy Role: mime (does that work?) Extra info: mr jeremy over here wasn't (and still isn't) a very social guy in fact he is very extremely chronically introverted so one day he's just doomscrolling right so an ad pops up and we're gonna like ignore what was on it for now because all that matters is that it says you don't have to hang around anyone at ALL anymore! like no more social interaction for the rest of your DAYS! oh and also you got like $20 but that's not important actually he never even got the $20 :7 right so he like contacts the # and a couple days later he gets a text saying he was a good candidate! yay! one step closer to complete isolation! so he shows up where they sent him right? turns out he's the only person who signed up eh but like,,,,less,,,competition though anyway i'm not going to bore you with how he got there and all that filler oh yeah they were like, trying to figure out alternate ways of human communication(hence no talky and his eye) he was a tad bit worried after the 1st but then he was like 'oh yeah! i don't have to talk to anyone anymore!'
hmmm am i obsessed with this song? - no (code word for maybe)
