Random Song We made in the notess. NO COMMENTS PLZ.
Halley's Comet: (Belting out at the top of his lungs) ? ~"Eight planets around the Sun (the Sun)! Spinning 'round and 'round, how fun (how fun)!"~Lilac: (Immediately covering her ears, her purple stripes shivering with pure annoyance as her face pulls into a deep frown) Oh no. Not him. Anyone but him! Halley's Comet: ? ~"This is the Solar System! We are the Solar System! Rocking it out in space (in space)—"Lilac: (Screaming over the loud music) "I swear this song makes my ears bleeding. :("Mars: (Looking at her, completely bewildered) Wait, Lilac, do we even have ears?! How can they be bleeding?! Is it an alien disease?!Halley's Comet: ? ~"Everyone secure in their own place! Don't go out of line, don't drop out of space!"~Venus: (Shaking chunks of frost off his surface, glaring at the comet) FREEDOM! And I agree with the stardust girl! Turn that annoying space rock off before I smash his microphone into an asteroid!Halley's Comet: (Ignoring everyone completely, spinning around and twirling his microphone) ? ~"Mercury is small. Mr. Hot is hot, nickname is Venus! Earth is a living ball! Mars has a lot of dust—"~Mercury: (Bursting forward, his surface turning red with absolute fury) "I'M NOT SMALL!"Venus: (Glares down at Mercury, crossing his arms with a smug look) "Yes you are."Mercury: (Glares back, fuming) No, I am the oldest rocky planet here! You guys have no respect!Venus: (Suddenly snapping his head toward the comet, his entire atmosphere boiling with rage as steam blows out of his toxic clouds) And hey! "MY NAME ISN'T HOT, ANNOYING HALLEY! I'M NOT HOT."Halley's Comet: (Stuttering, completely losing the rhythm of his own backing track) Uh—wait, the lyrics say—Mars: (Floating closer to Lilac, looking down at his surface in confusion) And hey, Halley! I'm trying to grow snowy green moss here! It's not just dust anymore!Venus: (Turning to Mars, yelling angrily) SHUT UP, MARS!(Lilac doesn't join in on yelling at Mars—she just watches Venus roll his eyes, giving Mars a sympathetic look instead before turning back to protect her brother Mercury.)Halley's Comet: (Trying desperately to finish his musical number, sweating ice cubes) ? ~"Jupiter is the biggest of them all! Saturn has cool rings! Uranus is on his side! Neptune is blue and cold!"~Uranus: (Glares fiercely from across the solar system, spinning on his side) "Stop making fun of me, and we are not rocking, we are suffering!"Neptune: (Shouting defensively from the dark, freezing edges of space) "I'm not cold!"Halley's Comet: (Looking left and right, completely terrified now as his microphone shakes) ? ~"Uh... and don't forget the little pipsqueak things floating around the—"~Mercury: (Stomping his orbit forward, bumping right into Halley's personal space) "Who are you calling a pipsqueak?! I literally just told you I am not small! I am not happy being called small!"Venus: (Smirking, floating up beside them) I mean, compared to me, you're basically a space pebble, Mercury.Mercury: (Turns to Venus, completely enraged) Shut up, Venus! You're just a giant ball of acid and bad attitude!Lilac: (Stepping in between them, her face switching to a confident smile as she protectively pats Mercury's shoulder) Leave my older brother alone, Venus. And you, Halley, need to pack up your little microphone and leave before I flash-freeze you all the way back to the Kuiper Belt!Mars: (Floating up close to Lilac, trying to show off his surface again) Yeah! Plus, your song didn't even mention my new snowy green moss. It’s way cooler than Earth’s boring old grass.Venus: (Glaring at Mars again) Mars, nobody cares about your moss!Mars: (Pouting, his shoulders dropping as he looks at Lilac for support) Hey...Lilac: (Giving Mars a sweet, sympathetic smile, her stardust core glowing brightly) I care about it, Mars. I think your green moss looks beautiful.Mars: (Instantly blushing a deep, bright red color, completely forgetting about Venus and Halley) Uh... wow... thanks, Lilac.Halley's Comet: (Tipping his top hat frantically as he backs away into the dark) Okay! You know what? This crowd is completely brutal! No appreciation for the arts! I'm going back to deep space where nobody talks back to the lyrics! (He turns around and streaks away at maximum speed, leaving a trail of sparkle-dust behind him.)Neptune: (Fading out from the very edge of the system, still shouting loudly) "And I'm still not cold!"(Silence finally returns to the Asteroid Belt. Lilac drops her hands from her ears, letting out a massive sigh of relief.)Lilac: Thank goodness... if he stayed one more minute, I would have frozen him for 700 years instead of just a month.
