It was a Friday. I saw a movie, but it wasn't very long, so I snuck into another one. Employees caught me. They threw me out into the mall. All in all, it was pretty fun. But then it happened: I bumped into a random guy. He said "Excuse me, " and he tried to walk away. But I had just had a psychic vision. I said, "Sir, I don't know why, but I know your name." I said: I know, I know, I know your name. I know, I know, I know your name. I know, I know, I know your name. I know, I know, I know your name is... Your name is Bob! Your name is Bob. Your name is Bob, I know. The guy said, "Sorry, my name is Fred, " and then he slowly walked away. I never saw that guy again. Went back to my house. Went to my room to feed my fish which was floating on it's back, so I gave it to the cat. When he was finished, I took the bones away, but right before I reached the garbage something happened in my brain. Well, I had just had a psychic vision. I said, "Cat, I don't know why, but I know your name." I said: I know, I know..... The cat said nothing, and then threw up onto my freshly shampooed carpet. I rolled my eyes and walked outside. It started raining. I ran for shelter in an alleyway that smelled as if an elephant had died. There was a box there. I looked inside to see a homeless man, dressed in rags, bearded and insane. And suddenly I had a psychic vision. I said, "Sir, I don't know why, but I know your name." I said: I know, I know.......... The homeless man stared. He looked a bit scared. He asked me how I knew his name. I couldn't say. And it was awkward. He fell asleep, and I walked back home in the rain, in the rain. But then it happened: Another vision came to me. Another psychic idea from my dreams. I knew I had to burn down the supermarket to achieve world peace. So I did.
Lemon Demon for the awesome Song @FunnyManOnScratch for making Imaginary Number
