A poem in Shakespearean English. Hope you enjoy!
Thy wretched presence compelleth the Almighty and the legions of the damned to forge an unholy alliance in sheer terror. The rulers of the constellations weepeth and screameth in cataclysmic agony as thy pestilential vapor of thy breath drowneth the immaculate air of the untainted dawn. The very core of the earth shall shudder in apocalyptic wrath at the sight of the putrid halo that emitteth from thy body. Nay, the mighty oceans would violently be sundered and riven in panic as thy cursed path of thee approachest! Therefore, by all that is sacred, I command thee, DIDST THOU BATHE THYSELF?! (or in other words, damn you stank)
