I wanted to write this because funny
Translation: John is a monk John didn’t hold thy quill “The quill is not found of?” He spoketh Garfield is desiring to be idle He is a cat born of yellow-red, never works Garfield held the quill “I consume of a feather,” He thought. John saw Garfield. “Hark, Garfield!” John howled. “You shan’t hold my quill! Thy are of no good!”
