inspired by my buddy @_lutka no actual names used tale 1 - um so this actually happened pretty recently, me and my cousins had a sleepover at my cousin Jammi's house and we were playing at the pool cus the complex had a pool yippe i was like talking with my cousin Marv about. my taste in women. because K had brought her mermaid Barbie doll and i thought it would be fun to bring ut around saying it's my gf (???) so there was a really pretty goth lady that walked by and i told Marv like, "yo look how pretty her outfit is!" and bc we were previousiy on the topic, Marv asks, OUT LOUD BTW, "is she your type" the lady was still there btw and i went "NONONONO SHH SHH SHH" so fast bro, i dont think she heard us tho tale 2 - ambulance this one is also pretty recent so me n my coussins had just went to eat at a restaurant (we had to sit at multiple different tables sighh) and Gavin, K, and Jammi were coming to my house on the drive home there was an ambulance that passed by and gavin went like "wonder whos in there" then i said "mak kau" (your mom in malay) the flabbergasted look from him was priceless dawg tale 3 - oh so Coconut and Jammi were having a roast battle, this was during another sleepover from a while ago they were sitting in yhe middle if the living room and i was hovering around right. it was innocent at first, like "ur ugly" or smth until coconut goes "nobody asked for you to be born." keep in mind, coconut and jammi have a three year age difference, and a HUGE maturity gap jammi went like "what" so at first coconut chickened out of the existential crisis, but eventually she was losing and circles back to it then Jammi went REEEAL quiet AND STARTED CRYINH coconut was freaking out a lil and got the attention of everyone else, jammi ran into the guestroom, coconut got in trouble by my aunt and they all lived happily ever after only for coconut to make jammi cry again by the poolside. she pushed jammi in the pool (though we were playjng a game where we fall into the pool, jammi shoulda expected that lmao) tale 4 - hi playing monopoly rosemary: what? idk that song me: haha ur music taste sucks jammi, overhearing this and wanting to make a joke: excuse me, I HAVE A GREAT TASTE IN B4LLS the room erupted in flabbergasted noises tale 5 - spoon this is a very recent one it was a sleepover at Jammi's again, it was morning and i was hungry so i went to make choccy bread um the only other person in the room was my lil baby cousin who was watching ms rachel, but each time i left for the kitchen he started making a fuss abt it </3 so eventually i showed him a spoon, thinking that after that hed let me make the bread, but then he wanted to keep the spoon ☠️ uh then i broke a glass and cleaned it up ok thats all also as a bonus, i have a cousin i rly hate who, if i mention her in the future, i will be calling her poopoohead
