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Official Blorbo People: Your sad brainwashed assassin has been nominated for the role of blorbo HYDRA: aw, heck no! Quick, have him kill a bunch more people so he stops being considered for this job we CANNOT let this happen Official Blorbo People: You’ve been nominated for the role of blorbo Steve: oh no Bucky: okay you literally can’t get out of this I know from experience Steve: What if I just Leave Bucky: What Steve: Can’t be a blorbo if I just Go Away Official Blorbo People: You’ve been nominated for the role of blorbo Loki: *holding the scepter* I’ve been what Official Blorbo People: You’ve been nominated for the role of blorbo Nico: But— But I killed Octavius! Official Blorbo People: oh my goddddddd literally nobody cares about thattttt except youuuuuu let it gooooooooo Official Blorbo People: You’ve been nominated for the role of blorbo Hunter: Hunter: who are you Official Blorbo People: You’ve been nominated for the role of blorbo Mobius: do blorbos get jet skis Official Blorbo People: …yyyyyyes. Yes, they do, mhmm. Official Blorbo People: You’ve been nominated for the role of blorbo Stanford: busy. Official Blorbo People: You don’t have to do anything you just have to— Stanford: Wow! A Triangle!! Official Blorbo People: You’ve been nominated for the role of blorbo Fiddleford: I assume my wife can’t come, I’ll have to go without he Official Blorbo People: No one said you can’t bring your wife— Fiddleford: Goodbye, son. Official Blorbo People: You’ve been nominated for the role of blorbo Evan: I’M A REAL HUMAN PERSON!!!!!! I’M NOT A “BLORBO”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! K: I taught him the word blorbo :) Official Blorbo People: You’ve (somehow) been nominated for the role of blorbo Jekyll: Oh boy! I must try to be the best blorbo possible! Official Blorbo People: you really don’t— Jekyll: Better separate myself from all my flaws!! Official Blorbo People: dON’T—!!!! Official Blorbo People: You’ve been nominated for the role of blorbo Maxwell: pfft. Blorbo. What even is a blorbo? Sounds unprofessional. Torse: Maxwell! Do you know what a blorbo is? Maxwell: NO Torse: THEY’VE NOMINATED ME FOR IT? Maxwell: YOU TOO???? Official Blorbo People: You’ve been nominated for the role of blorbo KP Hob: Will this interfere with important goblin ruckus :( Official Blorbo People: …no? Official Blorbo People: You’ve been nominated for the role of blorbo Sherlock: No. Official Blorbo People: you don’t get a choice. We’re just here to warn you. Sherlock: NO. Official Blorbo People: You’ve been nominated for the role of blorbo Official Blorbo People: Official Blorbo People: Elias where did you get that cake Official Blorbo People: You’ve been nominated for the role of blorbo Official Blorbo People: …why do you have a dead bird Tristan: Tristan: Actually this bird is alive and well and you shouldn’t worry about it I’m a vet I’d know Official Blorbo People: You’ve been nominated for the role of blorbo Siegfried: busy with the most important job of all time Official Blorbo People: what about your employees Siegfried: they’re also busy Official Blorbo People: really?? Siegfried: yeah look. James is a partner now. You can’t have him. Official Blorbo People: You’ve been nominated for the role of blorbo Alex: is that my mom Official Blorbo People: listen, Official Blorbo People: You’ve been nominated for the role of blorbo Lancelot: I have? Official Blorbo People: Official Blorbo People: You’ve basically been nominated for the role of blorbo Official Blorbo People: The version of you that only exists inside our head from limited knowledge of one adaptation of you has been nominated for the role of blorbo Lancelot: Do I have to? Official Blorbo People: YES