NEW METROID IS COMING! WE HAVE A NEW METROID! AND IT'S 2D! AND IT'S SET RIGHT AFTER DREAD! yeah it's locked behind switch 2 but WHO CARES!? we can ask a friend with a Switch 2 to get it and we could play so basically samus got stabbed by some asian robots and now she's in a dark pit of hell and despair as usual
Steam Mercury has fed us Metroidlings
