"The kaiju has gotten up, luckily for Standard Issue-1, it's twice the Kaiju's size, so this fight should be a breeze." "The Kaiju has jumped into the air, the Jaeger has impaled the Kaiju and slammed it to the ground, I feel sorry for the construction workers who have to clean this mess of Kaiju Blue. Columbus is safe for now, let's pray the next kaiju doesn't attack the worst US state again."
