At exactly 4:51 PM NDT, A fission bomb dubbed "The Fission Frontier" detonated on Cape Kernalit, releasing 19.5 kilotons of TNT into the environment. Reports were received from nearby islands describing it as "a flash of fire and a faint boom". Other reports say they thought "a second sun was touched down by God". Nuclear engineers back at the homeland considered this test a huge success, and since they know more about what they're dealing with, they're wasting no time making these weapons more potent and destructive. "Whew, it was kinda windy, almost lost my hat!"
meh kinda slop
