Episode 1 Scene 1 Airplane, no dialogue Scene 2: Unpacking scene Dialogue: Sarah (narrating) “Hi! The house is a bit of a mess cuz we just moved here but, yeah. That's Olive, she’s the nerd of the family, not in a bad way, but seriously, not in a good way, she’s always saying” Olive: “NOOO! I got a 99 instead of 100, the world’s gonna end” Sarah (narrating)”It’s not, That's Chloe, Always scamming dad out of ice cream or convincing, or at least trying to convince, Olive that I told her deepest, darkest, secret-” Chloe: “Out of my way! Mr. Monkey Man’s late for work” Sarah (narrating): “As I was saying, to the whole entire universe, Olive’s secret is that in Kinder she stole a pencil, yeah, Olive was not convinced. That’s, dad. Well he’s super nice, and has good intentions, but he’s not on mom’s good side, or even okay side.” [Dad trips on a box] Sarah (narrating) : Oof, anyway, that’s mom, I don’t think, even after 11 years, she’s up for 2, now 3, kids. The only thing that's helping her survive is having her Lo-Fi Beats on 24/7. And then there’s me, barely survived elementary school, somehow still here even after a year of middle school.” Sarah: “Chloeee, not again” Chloe: But I wanted Ms. Hippo ready for her wedding ?” Olive: “CUTTING HER IN HALF DOES NOT MAKE HER READY FOR HER WEDDING! That makes her LESS ready for her wedding. Also how come this is the 33rd, yes I’ve been counting, time she’s had a wedding? And she’s never had a divorce.” Scene 3 Bed time Mom: “Goodnight kids! Olive: “Why do we all have to sleep in the guest bedroom, on AIR mattresses!” Mom: “Because we barely finished unpacking me and dad’s bedroom and it’s already 10pm . And you guys didn’t help at all.” Olive, Sarah, and Chloe “Heyyy, we helped!” Chloe: “Jinx!” Olive: “You owe me coke!” Sarah: “Finee” Mom: Now get to bed! Before one of you has to sleep in the garage!” Chloe: “You talked Sarah! And why aren’t you getting sissy her Coke!” Mom: “For the last time!” Chloe: “But Sarah chea-” Mom: “Enough is enough, time for bed!” Scene 4 Morning Mom: “Wake up!” Olive: “I’ve been awake for an hour!” Sarah: “What do you meannn, I’ve been awake for like 5 seconds and I can’t even get out of beddd.” Dad: “Sarah, out of bed!” Chloe: Should I put my shoes on as a hat or earmuffs?” Dad: “Neither! You put them on your- your-” Mom: “Your feet, Liam, feet.” Dad: “Oh, right. Honey, Madison, wonderful wife, the bes-” Mom: “That's enough of that, anyway, Chloe, lunchbox?” Olive: “I got her lunchbox, back pack, waterbottle, and all of her school transfer forms.” Mom: “Oh, thank you. Anyway, Sarah! Get out of bed, we gotta be in the car in 15 minutes, and you haven’t even had breakfast yet!” Sarah: “Coming!” Olive: “I already finished the end of year finals, Sarah, and you haven’t even stepped foot out of the guest bedroom!” Chloe: “Ms. Hippo hasn’t had her weddi-” Olive: “She had her wedding 2 days ago. Now please, what about Mr. Monkey, or Mrs. Do- oh right, she was married a year ago, but still!” Sarah: “What do you mean your end of year finals?!” Olive: “I triple checked it, and did all the tests for the school year!” Sarah: “Goodness.” Mom: “Get in the car! And Liam, you can drive yourself to work.” Dad: “Okay then.” Scene 5 In the car Mom: “Chloe?” Chloe: “Yes!” Mom: “Seat belt?” Chloe: “Nope!” Mom: “Chloe, that's a bad thing.” Chloe: “Oh, right.” Mom: “Is it on now?” Chloe: “No! ” Olive: “She wants you to put it on.” Chloe: “No she doesn’t.” Olive: : “Yes she does.” Chloe: “Yes she does.” Sarah: “Whatever.” Mom: “Chloe, it’s your stop.” Chloe: “Bye guys!” Olive & Sarah “Bye!!” Olive: “Hope you have a good day at school!” Chloe: “You too!” Sarah: “Why did we have to move in the first place, mom?” Mom: “Because your dad got a new job, and this place is more convenient then where we used to live.” Sarah: “Uh, okay I guess.” Mom: “ Sarah, It’s your stop” Olive: “Bye, sis.” Sarah: “Bye!” Mom: “Okay, Olive, it’s your stop now, bye!” Olive: “Bye mom.” Scene 6 Elementary Chloe: “Hello! I’m Chloe, what’s your name?” Molly: “I’m Molly! Wanna be friends?” Chloe: “Best friends.” Random teacher: “Okay class! Pull up your books to page 23!” Molly: “This class is so boring.” Chloe: “At least recess is soon.” Molly: “But what does soon mean?” Chloe: “5 hours. ?” Molly: “Wait, that’s so soon!” Chloe: “Yeah!” (at recess) Chloe: “Tag, you're it!” Molly: “Can we play something else?” Chloe: “Family?” Molly: “Sure! I’ll be the kid, you can be the mom.” Chloe: “But I want to be the kiddd.” Molly: “But I called it first!” Teacher: “How about you guys play, hmm, detectives instead. You could use these crime and context cards.” Chloe: “Oooh, that sounds fun, do you think so Molly?” Molly: “Sure! I’ll be all of the suspects, you're the detective.” Chloe: “Okay!” (rest in credits)
Scene 7 Middle school Sarah: “Ugh, new school, new friends, new drama, new life, new objective.” [in the hall] Mia: Hi!! I’m Mia, I know we're gonna be friends!” Sarah: “Umm, who are you?” Mia: “Mia.” Sarah: “No, I knew that, just, you know what, whatever-” Jessica: “Move weirdo.” Sarah: “Uh, hi, w-who are you?” Jessica: “Uhh, hi, I’m Jessica, move already!” Lina: “Yeah, m-m-move. Sarah: “Uh, okay I guess.” Mia: “Oh, she’s the popular girl around here, super popular, but also super mean.” Sarah: “Ohhh, okay.” [In history class] Hello class! Welcome back. Hi, Sarah, I’m Mr. Thompson. How should we start? When was World War II? [someone raises hand] Uhh, you!” some one: “4” Mr. Thomston: “Um, what? Let's try someone else, [another person raises their hand] you!” the person: “Ms. Morgan” Mr. Thomston: “Uhh, uhh, no,, but she is a wonderful lad- nevermind, anyway. You guys should know this, you're in middle school.” Jessica: “Well, maybe it’s because we don’t have good teachers.” Mr. Thomston: “You didn’t even raise your hand. And, maybe it’s because you aren’t listening. [bell rings] Well, I guess class is dismissed.” [at math class] Ms. Morgan: Hello class! Welcome back, and welcome Sarah, I’m Ms. Morgan. Anyway class, today we are getting ready for our field trip Friday. Make sure to get on the first page on your worksheets.” Scene 8 High School Olive: “1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. Oh good, I have all of my transfer papers- Oh, I’m talking to myself again.” Laura: “Oh hi, I’m Laura, what’s your name?” Olive: “Oh, hi, I’m Olive, wanna be friends, I mean, I’m kinda new here, I don’t know anyone.” Laura: “Sure! I don’t really have any friends either.” [when walking in the hall] Jason: “Free signatures!” random girl: “That’s Jason, handsome, strong, EVERYTHING a girl could want!” Olive: “Uhh, what just happened, Laura?” Laura: “Correction, weird guy that thinks he’s better than everyone. ALL the girls in the grade like him. Olive: “I don't understand it” Laura: “Yeah, I don’t understand the hype either.” [looks at clock]] Laura: “Looks like we better get to class.” Olive: “Yeah.” [while walking] [trips] [all book fall and Olive] Olive: “Oww. [whispering to self] MY BOOKS!” James: “Let me help you.” Olive: “No, it’s, it’s really no problem. “ James: “Here, gotta go to class.” Olive: “Uh, can I at least catch your name? I’m Olive.” James: “James, bye!” Olive: “Bye!” Laura: “Oh, I know who that is, James is kinda like a nerd, but like in a good way I guess. Who knows, not your kinda ‘nerd’ though.” Scene 9 In the car home Mom: “Chloe! In the car! Seatbelt?” Chloe: “Uh huh!” Mom: “Chloe, you don’t have your seatbelt on.” Chloe: “Now I do!” Mom: “Okay, good.” Chloe: “If a giraffe is pink, wouldn’t an elephant be orange?” Mom: “First of all, giraffes are not pink, and why would an elephant be orange because of that?” Chloe: “I dunno?” Mom: “Ugh. Children these days.” Mom: “Sarah! In the car.” Sarah: “Coming.” Mom: “So how’d school go?” Sarah: “Good.” Mom: “Did you learn about anything?” Sarah: “No.” Mom: “Olive! Come to the car.” Olive: “Kk!” Chloe: “5 or hippos?” Mom: “Chloe, are you okay?” Chloe: “No!” Mom: “Ughh” Scene 10 Dinner time Mom: “What do you guys want for dinner? Chloe: “Muffins!” Olive: “Anything but muffins” Chloe: “Rocks!” Olive: “Anything edible!” Mom: “I’m making rice then.” [at dinner table] Dad: “So how was school?” Sarah: “School.” Dad: “How was it?” Sarah: “It was what it was.” Chloe: “23 is greater than ♾️.” Olive: “Excuse me? Chloe: “You're excused!” Dad: Honey, the food’s really good tonigh-. Mom: “You say that every night.” Scene 11: Bedtime pt2 Mom: “Goodnight Chloe!" Chloe: "Good night mum!" [mom switches off the light bulb] Credits
